Ho Ho Hochul's STD Test Positive – Savage Satire Tee That Flushes NY's Worst Gov
This garment-dyed tee delivers a brutal, no-holds-barred roast—bold, satirical graphics on the front mocking Kathy Hochul's "STD" (Seriously Totally Dysfunctional) leadership, and a biting Pulp Fiction-inspired quote on the back that hits her where it hurts. The soft, vintage-dyed color and relaxed fit make it your go-to for triggering lefties, while the heavy cotton knit feels battle-ready from day one. Wear it to rallies, Sunday press slams, or casual hangouts where you want to make a statement that screams "Flush the Schill." Pair it with ripped jeans for street protests or layer under a jacket for undercover ops—it's the uniform for patriots calling out America-hating crooks like Hochul, who's pimping NY to radicals while the state crumbles.
Product features
- Sizes S–4XL with Comfort Colors 1717 sizing (consult chart)
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk—medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage feel
- Tubular, side-seam-free construction with double-needle stitched seams
- Relaxed fit, sewn-in label, made in Honduras; available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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