Bernie Got Cucked 2016 Edition – $33.33 Hog-Roast Garment-Dyed Tee
BERNIE GOT CUCKED AGAIN – AND THE HOGS JUST CASHED THE CHECK.
The ultimate 2016 revenge shirt – now on premium garment-dyed cotton that feels like it was stolen straight from Hillary’s Super PAC vault.
Front: Hyper-detailed Scott LoBaido x Mad Magazine masterpiece:
- Bernie in tears, mittens on, clutching wilted “Free Stuff” roses like the broken groom he is
- Hillary in full dominatrix wedding leather cracking the DNC whip
- Riding off on a hog saddled “Super Delegate” while it eats Bernie’s nomination papers
- Drunk Bill holding the “$1 TRILLION IN TAX BREAKS TO THE TOP 1%” sign
- MAGA eagle priest with the “Thou Shalt Not Count All Votes” Bible
- Burning DNC headquarters with melting “Feel the Bern” graffiti
Back: Blood-red 3D text screaming: “BERNIE GOT CUCKED AGAIN – 2016 CALLED, IT WANTS ITS RIGGED PRIMARY BACK”
Garment-dyed for that perfectly broken-in feel, zero shrink, soft as Bernie’s spine. 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton – heavy enough to trigger socialists, light enough to wear while you ratio them.
PRICE: $33.33 FLAT Because Bernie’s dreams got 33-33’d twice and never recovered.
Wear it when:
- Triggering Vermont baristas
- Making AOC scan the hog
- Reminding every DSA bro who really owns the party
Every sale funds another trumpet blast into Bernie’s third mansion.
PRODUCT FEATURES
- 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton – garment-dyed for vintage rage
- Front + back full-color DTG – Hillary’s whip stays sharp 100+ washes
- Zero side seams – tubular knit for clean patriot silhouette
- Double-needle everything – survives riots and ratio storms
- Tag-free neck – nothing itches while you collect tears
- Pre-shrunk – fits like the nomination Bernie never got
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold with MAGA only
- Tumble dry low or hang next to your Trump flag
- Never iron Hillary – she’s already pressed
- Do NOT let socialists touch it
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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