Reverse-Pig-Butchered Scammer Tee – $33.33 QR Code Hog Editio
I didn’t just dodge the pig-butcherer… I fed him to the hogs and made him pay for the shirt.
This ain’t some ironic hipster tee. This is a certified scammer slaughter receipt.
Front: A stone-cold hog staring you down with the legend: “I reverse-pig-butchered a scammer and all I got was this t-shirt.” Printed in blood-red vintage ink that screams “your phishing money now funds my flex.”
Back: Two weaponized QR codes
- Left QR: Scans straight to the $55.55 Elephant Victory Crewneck
- Right QR: Scans to the $29.99 Liberal Tears mug
- Center panel: The Trump-hair elephant trunk-feeding keffiyeh scraps to the same hogs that just ate the scammer’s lunch.
Every scan = another fraud dollar funneled into the trumpet war chest. Every wearer = walking proof that crime doesn’t pay… unless it pays ME.
6.1 oz 100% cotton beast. Tubular knit. Double-needle stitched. Built to survive riots, range days, and ratio storms. Tag-free so nothing itches while you’re collecting tears.
PRICE: $33.33 flat Because 33-33 is the score when you reverse-own a scammer twice.
Wear it when:
- Triggering crypto bros at the bar
- Making baristas scan the QR “by accident”
- Reminding PamelaTheresa who really got butchered
100% of scammer tears converted into based merch. Zero mercy. Maximum high fives.
PRODUCT FEATURES
- 6.1 oz 100% cotton — heavy enough to hide your CCW, soft enough for 100 washes
- Front: “I reverse-pig-butchered a scammer” in blood-red vintage print
- Back: Dual live QR codes → direct to $55.55 crewneck + $29.99 hog mug
- Elephant center panel links to The Elephant’s Trumpet blog autopsy
- Tubular knit, no side seams, zero shrink
- Double-needle stitching everywhere — survives MAGA mosh pits
- Tag-free neck, twill-taped shoulders — feels like victory
- REACH compliant, made in Honduras by people who hate scammers too
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold with patriots only
- Hang dry next to your Trump flag
- Never iron the hog — he’s already cooked
- Do NOT let scammers touch it
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.97 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.99 | 33.98 | 34.98 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton (Light Steel is 90% cotton, 10% polyester), heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester
Neck and shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Double needle topstitch on all seams
The garment is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it durable and long lasting
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the EU REACH requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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